Some qualities most find undesirable in a lover:
- has a body composed of living flame
- is excessively pedantic
- has clawed organs of generation
- exudes a distasteful odour halfway between burning plastic and rotting fish
- displays an unwillingness to understand or practice reciprocity
- is employed as an enforcer by an unscrupulous dictator
- BSOH
- is self-absorbed to the point where you feel that even when you're kissing them you hardly impact on their world at all
- is obsessed with someone else
- regularly meets your annoyance with the kind of long-suffering self-effacement that hurts far worse than contradiction
- enjoys the one kind of music that sets your teeth on edge
- is able to do the thing you most wish you could do but can't with contemptuous ease
- represses an increasingly active hatred of you and everything you hold dear
- is unable to transcend a past you can never touch
- died a long time ago